Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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