we're blogging at a bar
I didn't shave. On purpose
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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