I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
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best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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