Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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