im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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