cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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