The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.