Don't you send me to vm
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it