There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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