Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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