Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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