This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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