There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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