me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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