yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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