Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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