its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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