I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.