well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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