so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
