if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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