The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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