i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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