He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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