they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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