so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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