You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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