Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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