So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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