But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
