But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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