He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I pour the whiskey from now on
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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