Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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