Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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