Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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