I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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