we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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