He asked to "fluff my boner.."
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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