spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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