Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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