Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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