Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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