Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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