He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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