How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
grandma shit on top of the toilet
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.