Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site