brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
