My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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