Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
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I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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