eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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