i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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