you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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