what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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