I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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