So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
