so that wasnt chicken after all
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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