she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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